One of the benefits of working for yourself is that you probably won't need to worry about most of this stuff, but for the rest of you... 🙂
Some choice snippets:
Beepilepsy - The brief siezure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Blamestorming - A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
CGI Joe - A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.
Idea Hamsters - People whose idea generators are always running.
Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you’ve just made a terrible error.
Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
Ya can really tell when we're nearing the end of a release cycle and I start blogging about stuff like this again 🙄 😀